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Girl! What’s my weakness? MEN!!

A Brotherhood even.

A Brotherhood of Burlesque at that!!!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, the sexy, the talented, the hardcore lovers off all things pleasure, The Brotherhood of Burlesque,  are coming to Albuquerque this motherfucking weekend to get this town pregnant.

1005433_393543257424422_430397918_nPhoto by Broken Glass Photography

Unf. You are going to get all of that up in your face and other wet bits not once but TWICE this weekend as they headline the Ecdysiast’s Exclusive at the Cell. eeswbi 

Yes Burlesque Noir is going to be there. Yes we will be getting pregnant. You’re welcome.

 

Get your tickets now. $13.00. Do it now because this show will sell out and you don’t want to be a loser pants that sat home and watched re-runs of Saturday Night Live or some shit.

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Texas Burlesque Festival and Upcoming Events

 

Again, keeping it short. Hey what do you want from me? It’s 8 in the morning on a Sunday.

So yes, indeed! Burlesque Noir made the 505 of proud.  We all landed in Austin Friday, performed Saturday and came home Sunday with two awards and a hate for the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport and Texas storms.

 best emsembleBlack Mariah made the awards! So cute!

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All of us ladies ( Mary Jane Monroe, Holly Rebelle, Me, Delicia Dollcurls, Joy Coy)  Holly Rebelle is holding her award for Best Solo.

Texas, you were great to us and I can’t wait to go  back and experience your humidity and ghetto mall fabulousness!

 

 

Dangerous Curves Ahead Photo by Clint Hild

photo by Clint Hild

Do you have your tickets yet for Thursday April 26 – Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque on the Go-Go? Get them NOW! There is limited seating and you do not want to miss these ladies!

Presented by Burlesque Noir at Aux Dog Theater Nob Hill in Albuquerque

Anita Cookie, Clams Casino, Darlinda Just Darlinda, GiGi La Femme, and Minnie Tonka return to the Duke City this Spring. We hosted these five fantastic femmes in 2010 and they’re back for an encore of bump, grind, and shimmy. This time we’re taking it to Nob Hill for an 18+ exclusive event. Click HERE to buy your seats now.
Tickets $15
Presale – http://burlesquenoir.com/shop/tickets
Phone Reservation – (505) 254-7716
Admittance will be General Admission – this theater seats only 80 so buy early
Doors 7 PM
Entertainment 7:30

The ladies of Burlesque Noir will be performing many duets, and solos and

Kitty Irreverent
Ri Ri SynCyr
KuKu LaReaux
Nyree Nix
Cookie Fortune and Cherry Jubilee

will also be joining us!

 

Saturday May 5th! Party down with Zircus Erotique for one hell of a good time!

cino de mayhemThe special guests are very special. How special? Back of the Bus special!! Bwhahahahahhaah!

 

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The next week, Vagrant Varity is back at the Low Spirits Thursday May 10th!

***HOST***
Ann Gora
***MUSIC***
Hyperland
Jenny Wren
***BURLESQUE***
General Blackery
Vivian MirAnn
Holly Rebelle
***COMEDY***
Kevin Kennedy
Rusty Rutherford
John Cuellar
Shondeen Beaver Sierra
Smitty
Keith Breckenridge
Markus "The Caveman of comedy" Jennings
***POETRY***
Hakim Bellamy
Nate Maxon
***BODY PAINTING***
Chris Spookz Barnes
***BELLY DANCE***
Ketura and friends
***SWORD DANCE***
Veronica Rinaldi
and more TBA!
Tickets are just $8
21+, Full Bar
Show starts @ 9:00 pm
Brought to you by the same team as AnarKomedy
Thursday May 10th Vagrant Variety is back at Low Spirits! Get Vagrant with the craziest, most unpredictable and most offensive show in town. You never know what will happen. From secret celebrity guests to questionable uses of tea bags this show will rock you so hard you won’t be able to sit down for a week!
Vagrant Variety. No regards. No regrets. No refunds.

 

 

And Finally, save the date for Burlesque Noir Presents: Burlesque In The Wild, Wild West! Saturday May 26th! We got

Lola Spitfire, Fire Tassel Queen (CO Springs)
Whiskey Darling (CO Springs)
Mr. Valdez (CO Springs)
Doc Wilson (transplanted from ME)
Rhinestone Gorilla Burlesque (NY)
RiRi Syncyr (ABQ)
Holly Rebelle (Director, BN)

hitting our stage and whenever there is a CO/NM mix crazy shit happens! Don’t miss this!

 

Ok. I’m done. I got to get costuming because our big show is in less than five weeks and oh did I mention that we BN is going to perform at Show-Me Burlesque Festival in the Beggars Carnivale? Oh I didn’t. Well I just did. Yeah, I’m hitting the tarmac again in less than a month and I’m ready to stick my finger in Ray Gunn’s ass crack again.