#Rage

Soooo St. Louis and Austin Texas will be coming to Albuquerque and performing Saturday night.

No biggie. It’s just two of the TOP industry performers from St. Louis, Lola Van Ella and Sammich the Tramp are headlining the Southwest Burlesque Invitational.

Lola_van_Ella_and_Sammy_Tramp_Photo taken from the Southwest Burlesque  Invitational website.

Also headlining will be  the amazing, sexy, talented, mind-blowing The Jigglewatts ( Coco Lectric, Ruby Joule, Goldie Candela, & Jolie Goodnight) from Austin, Tx.

jwgroupanniecolor4Photo taken from the Southwest Burlesque Invitational website.

No biggie.

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I will be performing my Catwoman piece I loving call  “Eartha Kitt Realness”.

P1120234Photo by Ian Flude from Burlesque Noir’s Till Death Do Us Part 7/26/13

Burlesque Noir will be performing our classy and sassy Sing Sing Sing number.

SSS COBF13Photo by Broken Glass Photography at the 4th Annual Colorado Burlesque Festival.

You get all of that and sooooooo much more for the low low price of $13.00 if you buy online RIGHT NOW! Tickets are zooming as we speak. So, go to it Man!

See you on the other side!

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Get High Like Planes

Sup?!

So I turned 30. That was a big deal. There was lots of tequila, chocolate cake, showering and inappropriate text messages. Hooray it’s over.

Here’s where my ass is going to be performing soon:

October 26th at the Lodge in Santa Fe performing with Zircus Erotique. It’s gonna be one hell of a show!

November 9th Burlesque Noir Presents : A Star Spangled Spectacular. 

Kick off Veteran’s Day weekend with stars and striptease!

Starring:
Burlesque Noir
Rick O’Shea
Intoxikate
Doutelle
Nyree Nix

MC’d by
Cherry Jubilee and Xavier Wyntir

Featuring DJ Brian Botkiller

$10 at the Door, $5 with Military ID
21+

Prepare your faces for they will be rocked off.

Photo of Joy Coy by M. West Photography

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Upcoming Burlesque

Howdy. I’m really lazy to write a post so I’m copying and pasting Burlesque Noir’s newsletter. It’s really well written and informative. I just added the flyers because I’m gangsta like that. Enjoy. You too can sign-up and receive this newsletter in your email box just by signing up on their website. BAM!

 

New Mexico Burlesque News #19

Generated on March 8, 2012

Southern Fried

Burlesque Noir would like to congratulate our very own Joy Coy who was selected to perform at the 2nd Annual Southern Fried Burlesque Festival in Atlanta, GA.  She will be performing her “Curly Toes” number on Free Range night.  More info HERE

Burlesque Land

Photo of @Ms Red Snapper by Chris Beyond ©2012

Thursday March 15th, Holly Rebelle will be performing her Rain Cloud Balloon act (“Little April Showers” from Bambi) at BurlesqueLand, the only Disney themed Burlesque show.    Presented by Peepshow Menagerie at Club Monte Cristo in Los Angeles, CA.

 

LNG ZE
Friday March 16 – Zircus Erotique presents “Live Nude Girls”   For this show, the ladies of ZE as well as special guests will be performing classic burlesque to a live band.  This is a rare treat and probably a first for New Mexico.  Features Albuquerque favorites General Blackery, RiRi SynCyr and Vivian MirAnn.  More info on the ZE Facebook event   Get yer tickets HERE

 

Dangerous Curves Ahead Photo by Clint Hild photo by Clint Hild

Finally, get your tickets now for Thursday April 26 – Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque on the Go-Go!
Presented by Burlesque Noir at Aux Dog Theater Nob Hill in Albuquerque

Anita Cookie, Clams Casino, Darlinda Just Darlinda, GiGi La Femme, and Minnie Tonka return to the Duke City this Spring. We hosted these five fantastic femmes in 2010 and they’re back for an encore of bump, grind, and shimmy. This time we’re taking it to Nob Hill for an 18+ exclusive event. Click HERE to buy your seats now.
Tickets $15
Presale – http://burlesquenoir.com/shop/tickets
Phone Reservation – (505) 254-7716
Admittance will be General Admission – this theater seats only 80 so buy early
Doors 7 PM
Entertainment 7:30

 

 

Thanks Mr. Rebelle!

What’s Up?

This is what I have been feasting my eyes on this week. Enjoy.

 

Hey Girl!

 

Honey badger don’t care. Honey badger don’t give a shit!

 

 

I can’t embed at the moment so go to Strip Cheez and check out Burlesque Noir tearing it up at the 2nd Annual Colorado Burlesque Festival! We fucking rocked it!!

 

This weekend I head up to Colorado Springs to perform there for the first time. Wooooooot! 

CO Springs

Check that flyer out! HOT! I’ll be doing a solo Friday nigh at the Zodiac Venue/Bar and performing with Burlesque Noir Saturday!!

 

BAM! This weekend is gonna be gooooooood!