NM/CO Family

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The Burlesque Noir mobile gangsta party is headed up north,tomorrow,  to our second home Colorado Springs ,Colorado for my birthday show. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

It’s the best present ever. I get to hang out and be entertained by some mighty talented and beautiful folks. This is a good one kids. Don’t miss it if you are in the Springs. Peaks and Pasties throw one hell of a show!

#birthdayrealness

#birthdaymonth

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Upcoming Events

In tonight’s special edition of “Upcoming Events”, the part of General Blackery will be played by a monkey.

 

Oh yeah, the 4th Annual Colorado Burlesque Festival happened. I fed people pancakes and got tequila flavored(?) condoms. Oh and had a wonderfully nasty nude photo-shoot with the ladies of Burlesque Noir and the gents from Colorado Springs Brotherhood of Burlesque. Please direct your attention to this NSFW website. Anthony Graham is a fantastic photographer so please check out his work and buy ALL THE PHOTOS!

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This Sunday Sunday SUNDAY @ 2:30 Bump Grind and Werk It!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this Sunday, I teach, once again. Come learn how to bump, grind, shimmy and werk, with me, General Blackery. Sign up now!

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Coming at you Saturday July 26th!! Burlesque Noir & Joykiller Productions Presents: Til Death Do Us Part

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Come celebrate that wonderful institution of titties! A show about love, lust, and good old fashioned bumping and grinding!

Featuring your favorite Dirty Rotten Showgirls and Boys of Burlesque Noir:

Holly Rebelle
General Blackery
Mary Jane Monroe
Machina Tigre
Joy Coy
Annie O’Roar
Mischa Misschief
Rex Starchild
Mickey Nuggets
Shelley Sequinz
Katana Jade
Oliver Dreams

Special performances by:

Mena Domina (Zircus Erotique)
Zmeya Dali (Black Widow Cabal)
Austin Tacious (Sons of Perdition)
Doutelle (Zircus Erotique)
Malificent Allure (Gilded Cage Burlesk & Variete)
Match Stickmon
Evergreen Eriks (Sons of Perdition)

With Xavier Wyntir, Lexie James, and Curvy Q

Welcoming Seattle based photographer Steve Groves and video by Mega Ultra Studios

$10 presale
$15 at the door

This is a 21+ event.
Flyer by Signal One Three Media!

 

 

 

Shenanigans will ensue after the show.
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So that rounds out July. Coming up in August,  PRIDE & Equality magazine presents The 2nd Annual Très Chic Hair and Fashion Show Fundraiser

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Last year we introduced a hair and fashion experience and we are back for a second year. Welcome to the 2nd Annual Trés Chic Hair and Fashion Show Fundraiser presented by PRIDE & Equality magazine, inspired by Vincent R. Johnson, creator of Creme De La Do. Très Chic is a fashion and hair show benefiting HIV/AIDS organizations Southwest C.A.R.E. Center and International AIDS Empowerment. Our runway show will feature statewide salons and clothing stores including E Salon & Spa, Pin it Up Hair Studio, Inspire Hair Salon and D’Ambrosio Designs.

This year’s headliner is Coco Montrese of Rupaul’s Drag Race.

This year’s event is hosted by Actor, Dancer, Singer and one half of the “Pit Crew” on Rupaul’s Drag Race, Jason J. Carter and Radio Celebrity Donnie Chase of 100.3 The Peak.

Sponsored by PRIDE & Equality magazine, Andrew Christian, and Graphicbliss

Friday, August 9, 2013
6:30pm
Kiva Auditorium

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!
$25 per person
http://myprideonline.com/TresChic.html
$10 OFF THROUGH PARTICIPATING SALONS

$35 per person (at the door or at http://www.holdmyticket.com/event/132298)

$250 VIP Tables – 12 VIP 4-top tables available near the stage and runway (includes hors d’oeuvres and cash bar – http://www.holdmyticket.com/event/132298).

Cash Bar available and vendors on hand to share their businesses with you.

For more information, visit http://www.myprideonline.com/TresChic.html or call (505) 450-4706.

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 August 24th

Southwest Burlesque Invitational

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The Producers of the Southwest Burlesque Showcacse are pleased to present, The Southwest Burlesque Invitational!

Staring:

Godiva Bleu
Rick O’Shea
Mena Domina
Zmeya Dali & Austin Tacious
Mary Jane Monroe
Jezzebel Sin Claire
General Blackery
Joy Coy
Doutelle
Annie O’Roar
RiRi SynCyr
Burlesque Noir
Holly Rebelle

With Special Guests:

The Jigglewatts, from Austin, TX featuring; Coco Lectric, Ruby Joule, Jolie Goodnight and Goldie Candella

Lola Van Ella & Sammich The Tramp from St. Louis, MO

ONE NIGHT ONLY! August 24th @ The South Broadway Cultural Center
Doors at 7pm Show @ 8pm

18+ / Bar with Proper ID

Tickets are $13.00, on sale now through HOLD MY TICKET!

 

Long post was long.

In short, teaching class Sunday July 21st at 2:30, show at Launchpad July 26th, show at the Kiva August 9th, show at the Southwest Broadway Cultural Center August 24th.

Come.

 

Upcoming Events

Holy shit snacks. I haven’t posted since last year. Ooops. I guess I really have been busy and I’m only getting busier. Here’s what is coming up in my world.

Friday April 5th 2013

Burlesque Noir is teaching classes with the NM Burlesque Academy and we are hosting Ladies Night Out parties. Our first party is this Friday.

Spend an evening letting loose with friends and getting to know your inner burlesque dancer! The evening includes:
2 hour class taught by Holly Rebelle on using a feather boa
snacks and refreshments
goody bag with pasties,Topstick and other treats!
Please wear comfortable form fitting clothes, like what you might wear to a yoga class, and bring a pair of high heeled shoes. Women 21 and over are welcome and no previous dance training is needed — just a desire to have fun!
Price: $50 (this price includes your own feather boa that you will be able to take home!)
Sign up at www.burlesquenoir.com

– click the link for Ladies Night Out!

If you have ever wanted to take a quick shimmy at burlesque now is your chance. Feel free to pass this info around to any interested ladies you know!

 

Saturday April 6th 2013

HOOLIGANS PRESENTS – CIRCUS OF SIN BURLESQUE SHOW FEATURING DIRTY DEEDS BURLESQUE TROUPE AND BANDS SHIT HAPPENS INC | CAUSTIC LYE | SOUL HAVEN.

circus of sinI’ll be hosting. Burlesque Noir’s own Mary Jane Monroe will be making a guest appearance. I also have tickets that I am selling. Come get them from me. 

 

Saturday April 27th 2013

PRIDE & Equality Magazine Presents the Fierce Singles Party

Celebrating the first annual Fierce Singles Issue (March-April 2013), PRIDE & Equality magazine invites you to meet the community’s most eligible singles at what is sure to be the fiercest event of the year.
PRIDE & Equality magazine presents The Fierce Singles Party on Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 7pm at Hotel Andaluz Downtown – 125 2nd Street Northwest. The Casablanca Room will be headquarters to the hottest singles in the GLBT community, along with the hottest music to dance the night away. The Singles Auction will be held to benefit N’MPower. Appetizers will be served and a cash bar will be available.
The night will be hosted by comedian, writer and Celebrity Ambassador of Great Face and Body, Lucas Corvatta.
Tickets are $25 – 21 and older. Sponsored by PRIDE & Equality magazine and Hotel Andaluz.
This year’s Fierce Singles are:
Alfredo Urbina
Curtis Billie
Jesus Zapata
Marcos Sedillo
Jason Shanley
Leon P. Zambrano
Candace Faye Lucero
Angela Hernandez
Minimum bid starting at $10 and the highest winning bid gets FIRST CHOICE on which dinner and after-dinner activity you and your date will do! Tickets are on sale now at http://holdmyticket.com/event/132299

.I’ll be taking it off and entertaining this hot party. Come check it out!

 

Friday May 3rd 2013

Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company
Presents "Cinco De Mayhem"
Burlesque Show
May 3, 2013
Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company presents
"Cinco De Mayhem"
will take place Friday, May 3rd at The Lodge in Santa Fe. This event is a burlesque show to kick off Cinco de Mayo weekend.
Special Guest:
Armitage Shanks, the Carny Preacher!
Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company, Santa Fe, NM- Doutelle, Mena Domina, Nyree Nyx, Tawdry Rugburn, Lola Brown
featuring guests:
Gilded Cage Burlesk, Albuquerque, NM – Vivian MirAnn, LezMerize
Burlesque Noir, Albuquerque, NM – Holly Rebelle, General Blackery
IntoxiKate – Albuquerque, NM
Godiva Blue – Albuquerque,NM
RiRi SynCyr – Albuquerque, NM
And More!
"This is the return of our 2nd annual "Cinco De Mayhem " burlesque show. It kicks of Cinco de Mayo weekend with a night full of crazy, raunchy and ridiculous burlesque and performance! You can expect to see some unexpected and less than traditional burlesque. This is not your night of classic fan dance and gracefully moving sparkled dancers ………This is CINCO DE MAYHEM!!! "
Ticket and Show Information
Friday, May 3, 2013:
Burlesque Show;
The Lodge Santa Fe 750 North St. Francis Dr. Santa Fe, NM
Doors open at 8 P.M., show starts at 9 P.M.
Tickets are $15 General Seating and $20 V.I.P.
This is an 18 and up event
Advance Tickets are available atHYPERLINK "http://www.zeburlesque.com/

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Later in May I’ll be jetting off to St. Louis with Burlesque Noir for the Show-Me Burlesque Festival.

Following that I’ll be in Colorado for the 4th Annual Colorado Burlesque Festival.

Save the date for July 26th. Burlesque Noir has a show in the works to make the summer even hotter.

Somewhere in there I’ll be teaching my Bump Grind and Werk It class with NM Burlesque Academy.  Oooh you know you wanna get that coochie sweat!

 

 

Fuuuccccccckkkk I’m busy!

Aftermath

Of being a Dirty Rotten Showgirl after performing at the Hot Rod Hop at the Kimo Saturday night.

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Thank you Ri Ri Syncyr for snapping this pic of Ann Gora and I getting catcalled while cleaning out a kiddie pool. Our lives are hard.

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Annnd this is the result of me getting really really REALLLLLLY drunk and photo bombing. My life is hard. I signed a bunch of my photos with very dirty messages so pick one up next time from Dark Flash Photography and enjoy my horrible sense of humor. Special bonus if you get the really really reallllly offensive one.

 

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I’m busy (not really) packing for the Colorado Burlesque Festival that is starting this Thursday. My liver is going to hate me. Burlesque Noir is performing Thursday night at the Opening Gala and I will be doing my Mary Jane solo on Sunday.  Yeah, my liver is going to hate me.