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Girl! What’s my weakness? MEN!!

A Brotherhood even.

A Brotherhood of Burlesque at that!!!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, the sexy, the talented, the hardcore lovers off all things pleasure, The Brotherhood of Burlesque,  are coming to Albuquerque this motherfucking weekend to get this town pregnant.

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Unf. You are going to get all of that up in your face and other wet bits not once but TWICE this weekend as they headline the Ecdysiast’s Exclusive at the Cell. eeswbi 

Yes Burlesque Noir is going to be there. Yes we will be getting pregnant. You’re welcome.

 

Get your tickets now. $13.00. Do it now because this show will sell out and you don’t want to be a loser pants that sat home and watched re-runs of Saturday Night Live or some shit.

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Upcoming Events

In tonight’s special edition of “Upcoming Events”, the part of General Blackery will be played by a monkey.

 

Oh yeah, the 4th Annual Colorado Burlesque Festival happened. I fed people pancakes and got tequila flavored(?) condoms. Oh and had a wonderfully nasty nude photo-shoot with the ladies of Burlesque Noir and the gents from Colorado Springs Brotherhood of Burlesque. Please direct your attention to this NSFW website. Anthony Graham is a fantastic photographer so please check out his work and buy ALL THE PHOTOS!

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This Sunday Sunday SUNDAY @ 2:30 Bump Grind and Werk It!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this Sunday, I teach, once again. Come learn how to bump, grind, shimmy and werk, with me, General Blackery. Sign up now!

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Coming at you Saturday July 26th!! Burlesque Noir & Joykiller Productions Presents: Til Death Do Us Part

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Come celebrate that wonderful institution of titties! A show about love, lust, and good old fashioned bumping and grinding!

Featuring your favorite Dirty Rotten Showgirls and Boys of Burlesque Noir:

Holly Rebelle
General Blackery
Mary Jane Monroe
Machina Tigre
Joy Coy
Annie O’Roar
Mischa Misschief
Rex Starchild
Mickey Nuggets
Shelley Sequinz
Katana Jade
Oliver Dreams

Special performances by:

Mena Domina (Zircus Erotique)
Zmeya Dali (Black Widow Cabal)
Austin Tacious (Sons of Perdition)
Doutelle (Zircus Erotique)
Malificent Allure (Gilded Cage Burlesk & Variete)
Match Stickmon
Evergreen Eriks (Sons of Perdition)

With Xavier Wyntir, Lexie James, and Curvy Q

Welcoming Seattle based photographer Steve Groves and video by Mega Ultra Studios

$10 presale
$15 at the door

This is a 21+ event.
Flyer by Signal One Three Media!

 

 

 

Shenanigans will ensue after the show.
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So that rounds out July. Coming up in August,  PRIDE & Equality magazine presents The 2nd Annual Très Chic Hair and Fashion Show Fundraiser

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Last year we introduced a hair and fashion experience and we are back for a second year. Welcome to the 2nd Annual Trés Chic Hair and Fashion Show Fundraiser presented by PRIDE & Equality magazine, inspired by Vincent R. Johnson, creator of Creme De La Do. Très Chic is a fashion and hair show benefiting HIV/AIDS organizations Southwest C.A.R.E. Center and International AIDS Empowerment. Our runway show will feature statewide salons and clothing stores including E Salon & Spa, Pin it Up Hair Studio, Inspire Hair Salon and D’Ambrosio Designs.

This year’s headliner is Coco Montrese of Rupaul’s Drag Race.

This year’s event is hosted by Actor, Dancer, Singer and one half of the “Pit Crew” on Rupaul’s Drag Race, Jason J. Carter and Radio Celebrity Donnie Chase of 100.3 The Peak.

Sponsored by PRIDE & Equality magazine, Andrew Christian, and Graphicbliss

Friday, August 9, 2013
6:30pm
Kiva Auditorium

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!
$25 per person
http://myprideonline.com/TresChic.html
$10 OFF THROUGH PARTICIPATING SALONS

$35 per person (at the door or at http://www.holdmyticket.com/event/132298)

$250 VIP Tables – 12 VIP 4-top tables available near the stage and runway (includes hors d’oeuvres and cash bar – http://www.holdmyticket.com/event/132298).

Cash Bar available and vendors on hand to share their businesses with you.

For more information, visit http://www.myprideonline.com/TresChic.html or call (505) 450-4706.

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 August 24th

Southwest Burlesque Invitational

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The Producers of the Southwest Burlesque Showcacse are pleased to present, The Southwest Burlesque Invitational!

Staring:

Godiva Bleu
Rick O’Shea
Mena Domina
Zmeya Dali & Austin Tacious
Mary Jane Monroe
Jezzebel Sin Claire
General Blackery
Joy Coy
Doutelle
Annie O’Roar
RiRi SynCyr
Burlesque Noir
Holly Rebelle

With Special Guests:

The Jigglewatts, from Austin, TX featuring; Coco Lectric, Ruby Joule, Jolie Goodnight and Goldie Candella

Lola Van Ella & Sammich The Tramp from St. Louis, MO

ONE NIGHT ONLY! August 24th @ The South Broadway Cultural Center
Doors at 7pm Show @ 8pm

18+ / Bar with Proper ID

Tickets are $13.00, on sale now through HOLD MY TICKET!

 

Long post was long.

In short, teaching class Sunday July 21st at 2:30, show at Launchpad July 26th, show at the Kiva August 9th, show at the Southwest Broadway Cultural Center August 24th.

Come.