Girl! What’s my weakness? MEN!!
A Brotherhood even.
A Brotherhood of Burlesque at that!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the sexy, the talented, the hardcore lovers off all things pleasure,
The Brotherhood of Burlesque, are coming to Albuquerque this motherfucking weekend to get this town pregnant.
Photo by Broken Glass Photography
Unf. You are going to get all of that up in your face and other wet bits not once but TWICE this weekend as they headline the
Ecdysiast’s Exclusive at the Cell.
Burlesque Noir is going to be there. Yes we will be getting pregnant. You’re welcome.
Get your tickets now. $13.00. Do it now because this show will sell out and you don’t want to be a loser pants that sat home and watched re-runs of Saturday Night Live or some shit.
In tonight’s special edition of “Upcoming Events”, the part of General Blackery will be played by a monkey.
Oh yeah, the 4th Annual Colorado Burlesque Festival happened. I fed people pancakes and got tequila flavored(?) condoms. Oh and had a wonderfully nasty nude photo-shoot with the ladies of Burlesque Noir and the gents from Colorado Springs Brotherhood of Burlesque. Please direct your attention to this NSFW
website. Anthony Graham is a fantastic photographer so please check out his work and buy ALL THE PHOTOS!
This Sunday Sunday SUNDAY @ 2:30 Bump Grind and Werk It!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, this Sunday, I teach, once again. Come learn how to bump, grind, shimmy and werk, with me, General Blackery.
Sign up now!
Coming at you Saturday July 26th!!
Burlesque Noir & Joykiller Productions Presents: Til Death Do Us Part
Come celebrate that wonderful institution of titties! A show about love, lust, and good old fashioned bumping and grinding!
Featuring your favorite Dirty Rotten Showgirls and Boys of Burlesque Noir:
General Blackery Mary Jane Monroe Machina Tigre Joy Coy Annie O’Roar Mischa Misschief Rex Starchild Mickey Nuggets Shelley Sequinz Katana Jade Oliver Dreams
Special performances by:
Mena Domina (Zircus Erotique) Zmeya Dali (Black Widow Cabal) Austin Tacious (Sons of Perdition) Doutelle (Zircus Erotique) Malificent Allure (Gilded Cage Burlesk & Variete) Match Stickmon Evergreen Eriks (Sons of Perdition)
Xavier Wyntir, Lexie James, and Curvy Q
Welcoming Seattle based photographer Steve Groves and video by Mega Ultra Studios
$15 at the door
This is a 21+ event.
Flyer by Signal One Three Media!
Shenanigans will ensue after the show.
So that rounds out July. Coming up in August, PRIDE & Equality magazine presents The 2nd Annual Très Chic Hair and Fashion Show Fundraiser
Burlesque Noir will be performing with some major major headliners!
Last year we introduced a hair and fashion experience and we are back for a second year. Welcome to the 2nd Annual Trés Chic Hair and Fashion Show Fundraiser presented by PRIDE & Equality magazine, inspired by Vincent R. Johnson, creator of Creme De La Do. Très Chic is a fashion and hair show benefiting HIV/AIDS organizations Southwest C.A.R.E. Center and International AIDS Empowerment. Our runway show will feature statewide salons and clothing stores including E Salon & Spa, Pin it Up Hair Studio, Inspire Hair Salon and D’Ambrosio Designs.
This year’s headliner is Coco Montrese of Rupaul’s Drag Race.
This year’s event is hosted by Actor, Dancer, Singer and one half of the “Pit Crew” on Rupaul’s Drag Race, Jason J. Carter and Radio Celebrity Donnie Chase of 100.3 The Peak.
Sponsored by PRIDE & Equality magazine, Andrew Christian, and Graphicbliss
Friday, August 9, 2013
6:30pm Kiva Auditorium
TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!
$25 per person http://myprideonline.com/TresChic.html $10 OFF THROUGH PARTICIPATING SALONS
$35 per person (at the door or at
$250 VIP Tables – 12 VIP 4-top tables available near the stage and runway (includes hors d’oeuvres and cash bar –
Cash Bar available and vendors on hand to share their businesses with you.
For more information, visit
http://www.myprideonline.com/TresChic.html or call (505) 450-4706. _______________________________________________________________________________________
Southwest Burlesque Invitational
The Producers of the Southwest Burlesque Showcacse are pleased to present, The Southwest Burlesque Invitational!
Rick O’Shea Mena Domina Zmeya Dali & Austin Tacious Mary Jane Monroe Jezzebel Sin Claire General Blackery Joy Coy Doutelle Annie O’Roar RiRi SynCyr Burlesque Noir Holly Rebelle
With Special Guests:
The Jigglewatts, from Austin, TX featuring; Coco Lectric, Ruby Joule, Jolie Goodnight and Goldie Candella
Lola Van Ella & Sammich The Tramp from St. Louis, MO
ONE NIGHT ONLY! August 24th @ The South Broadway Cultural Center
Doors at 7pm Show @ 8pm
18+ / Bar with Proper ID
Tickets are $13.00, on sale now through
HOLD MY TICKET!
Long post was long.
In short, teaching class Sunday July 21st at 2:30, show at Launchpad July 26th, show at the Kiva August 9th, show at the Southwest Broadway Cultural Center August 24th.
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