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Girl! What’s my weakness? MEN!!

A Brotherhood even.

A Brotherhood of Burlesque at that!!!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, the sexy, the talented, the hardcore lovers off all things pleasure, The Brotherhood of Burlesque,  are coming to Albuquerque this motherfucking weekend to get this town pregnant.

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Unf. You are going to get all of that up in your face and other wet bits not once but TWICE this weekend as they headline the Ecdysiast’s Exclusive at the Cell. eeswbi 

Yes Burlesque Noir is going to be there. Yes we will be getting pregnant. You’re welcome.

 

Get your tickets now. $13.00. Do it now because this show will sell out and you don’t want to be a loser pants that sat home and watched re-runs of Saturday Night Live or some shit.

Upcoming Events

In tonight’s special edition of “Upcoming Events”, the part of General Blackery will be played by a monkey.

 

Oh yeah, the 4th Annual Colorado Burlesque Festival happened. I fed people pancakes and got tequila flavored(?) condoms. Oh and had a wonderfully nasty nude photo-shoot with the ladies of Burlesque Noir and the gents from Colorado Springs Brotherhood of Burlesque. Please direct your attention to this NSFW website. Anthony Graham is a fantastic photographer so please check out his work and buy ALL THE PHOTOS!

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This Sunday Sunday SUNDAY @ 2:30 Bump Grind and Werk It!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this Sunday, I teach, once again. Come learn how to bump, grind, shimmy and werk, with me, General Blackery. Sign up now!

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Coming at you Saturday July 26th!! Burlesque Noir & Joykiller Productions Presents: Til Death Do Us Part

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Come celebrate that wonderful institution of titties! A show about love, lust, and good old fashioned bumping and grinding!

Featuring your favorite Dirty Rotten Showgirls and Boys of Burlesque Noir:

Holly Rebelle
General Blackery
Mary Jane Monroe
Machina Tigre
Joy Coy
Annie O’Roar
Mischa Misschief
Rex Starchild
Mickey Nuggets
Shelley Sequinz
Katana Jade
Oliver Dreams

Special performances by:

Mena Domina (Zircus Erotique)
Zmeya Dali (Black Widow Cabal)
Austin Tacious (Sons of Perdition)
Doutelle (Zircus Erotique)
Malificent Allure (Gilded Cage Burlesk & Variete)
Match Stickmon
Evergreen Eriks (Sons of Perdition)

With Xavier Wyntir, Lexie James, and Curvy Q

Welcoming Seattle based photographer Steve Groves and video by Mega Ultra Studios

$10 presale
$15 at the door

This is a 21+ event.
Flyer by Signal One Three Media!

 

 

 

Shenanigans will ensue after the show.
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So that rounds out July. Coming up in August,  PRIDE & Equality magazine presents The 2nd Annual Très Chic Hair and Fashion Show Fundraiser

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Last year we introduced a hair and fashion experience and we are back for a second year. Welcome to the 2nd Annual Trés Chic Hair and Fashion Show Fundraiser presented by PRIDE & Equality magazine, inspired by Vincent R. Johnson, creator of Creme De La Do. Très Chic is a fashion and hair show benefiting HIV/AIDS organizations Southwest C.A.R.E. Center and International AIDS Empowerment. Our runway show will feature statewide salons and clothing stores including E Salon & Spa, Pin it Up Hair Studio, Inspire Hair Salon and D’Ambrosio Designs.

This year’s headliner is Coco Montrese of Rupaul’s Drag Race.

This year’s event is hosted by Actor, Dancer, Singer and one half of the “Pit Crew” on Rupaul’s Drag Race, Jason J. Carter and Radio Celebrity Donnie Chase of 100.3 The Peak.

Sponsored by PRIDE & Equality magazine, Andrew Christian, and Graphicbliss

Friday, August 9, 2013
6:30pm
Kiva Auditorium

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!
$25 per person
http://myprideonline.com/TresChic.html
$10 OFF THROUGH PARTICIPATING SALONS

$35 per person (at the door or at http://www.holdmyticket.com/event/132298)

$250 VIP Tables – 12 VIP 4-top tables available near the stage and runway (includes hors d’oeuvres and cash bar – http://www.holdmyticket.com/event/132298).

Cash Bar available and vendors on hand to share their businesses with you.

For more information, visit http://www.myprideonline.com/TresChic.html or call (505) 450-4706.

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 August 24th

Southwest Burlesque Invitational

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The Producers of the Southwest Burlesque Showcacse are pleased to present, The Southwest Burlesque Invitational!

Staring:

Godiva Bleu
Rick O’Shea
Mena Domina
Zmeya Dali & Austin Tacious
Mary Jane Monroe
Jezzebel Sin Claire
General Blackery
Joy Coy
Doutelle
Annie O’Roar
RiRi SynCyr
Burlesque Noir
Holly Rebelle

With Special Guests:

The Jigglewatts, from Austin, TX featuring; Coco Lectric, Ruby Joule, Jolie Goodnight and Goldie Candella

Lola Van Ella & Sammich The Tramp from St. Louis, MO

ONE NIGHT ONLY! August 24th @ The South Broadway Cultural Center
Doors at 7pm Show @ 8pm

18+ / Bar with Proper ID

Tickets are $13.00, on sale now through HOLD MY TICKET!

 

Long post was long.

In short, teaching class Sunday July 21st at 2:30, show at Launchpad July 26th, show at the Kiva August 9th, show at the Southwest Broadway Cultural Center August 24th.

Come.

 

Upcoming Events

What it do mother fuckers?

It’s Wednesday night ( my Friday) so that means I am going to blow your FEED UP!

Hold to your panties as I take you on a magical journey that beings this Saturday and ends…NEVER BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Saturday July 6thImageTHIS.THIS IS IMPORTANT!

Burlesque Noir brings you another JAM packed Burlesque show full of lovely beauties from all over Albuquerque!! Come spend your evening with us!

The night’s festivities include Burlesque performances, Bands, and A HUGE raffle benefiting the Burlesque Noir Traveling Team of 2013!!

Burlesque Noir will be performing in the Main Event during the weekend of Colorado Burlesque Festival 2013! Help send ABQ Burlesque to national events!! Raffle tickets $5

THANK YOU FOR YOUR OUTSTANDING SUPPORT!
7:30 Doors and Burlesque Show starts promptly at 8PM; $10

Bands include Albuquerque’s own Funk Sensation…
‘MERICAN SLANG
Punk Rock tunes by
Fire to the Rescue

3 hours of Burlesque and 3 EMCEES:
Cherry Jubilee, Mike”Dirty” Del Rio, and Paris A Gogo

LIVE BURLESQUE BY:
Burlesque Noir Travelling Team
Holly Rebelle
Malificent Allure
Joy Coy
Miss Behavin’
Mercy Just Mercy
Lacy Le Rouge
Dirty Deeds Burlesque
Perla Foxx
Katana Jade
General Blackery
Machina Tigre
Scar Letta
Mischa Mischief
Mary Jane Monroe
Annie O’roar
Shelley Sequinz
Oliver Dreems
Rex Starchild
Tylee
More performers TBA

RAFFLE TICKETS ON SALE NOW! Contact the ladies of Burlesque Noir to purchase some or call 505 615-4248.

PRIZES INCLUDE:
$50 Hair Addiction Certificate
$50 Free Radicals Gift Certificate
Burly Tickets
1Hour Shiatsu Massage
Kuchi Jewerlry
1 Hour Photo-shoot with Steven Ziff
$25 Avon Gift Basket
The Library Bar and Grill GC
Burly Classes
and MUCH MORE!

Get on that shit. See you this weekend Loves.

XOXOXOXOX

Upcoming Events

Holy shit snacks. I haven’t posted since last year. Ooops. I guess I really have been busy and I’m only getting busier. Here’s what is coming up in my world.

Friday April 5th 2013

Burlesque Noir is teaching classes with the NM Burlesque Academy and we are hosting Ladies Night Out parties. Our first party is this Friday.

Spend an evening letting loose with friends and getting to know your inner burlesque dancer! The evening includes:
2 hour class taught by Holly Rebelle on using a feather boa
snacks and refreshments
goody bag with pasties,Topstick and other treats!
Please wear comfortable form fitting clothes, like what you might wear to a yoga class, and bring a pair of high heeled shoes. Women 21 and over are welcome and no previous dance training is needed — just a desire to have fun!
Price: $50 (this price includes your own feather boa that you will be able to take home!)
Sign up at www.burlesquenoir.com

– click the link for Ladies Night Out!

If you have ever wanted to take a quick shimmy at burlesque now is your chance. Feel free to pass this info around to any interested ladies you know!

 

Saturday April 6th 2013

HOOLIGANS PRESENTS – CIRCUS OF SIN BURLESQUE SHOW FEATURING DIRTY DEEDS BURLESQUE TROUPE AND BANDS SHIT HAPPENS INC | CAUSTIC LYE | SOUL HAVEN.

circus of sinI’ll be hosting. Burlesque Noir’s own Mary Jane Monroe will be making a guest appearance. I also have tickets that I am selling. Come get them from me. 

 

Saturday April 27th 2013

PRIDE & Equality Magazine Presents the Fierce Singles Party

Celebrating the first annual Fierce Singles Issue (March-April 2013), PRIDE & Equality magazine invites you to meet the community’s most eligible singles at what is sure to be the fiercest event of the year.
PRIDE & Equality magazine presents The Fierce Singles Party on Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 7pm at Hotel Andaluz Downtown – 125 2nd Street Northwest. The Casablanca Room will be headquarters to the hottest singles in the GLBT community, along with the hottest music to dance the night away. The Singles Auction will be held to benefit N’MPower. Appetizers will be served and a cash bar will be available.
The night will be hosted by comedian, writer and Celebrity Ambassador of Great Face and Body, Lucas Corvatta.
Tickets are $25 – 21 and older. Sponsored by PRIDE & Equality magazine and Hotel Andaluz.
This year’s Fierce Singles are:
Alfredo Urbina
Curtis Billie
Jesus Zapata
Marcos Sedillo
Jason Shanley
Leon P. Zambrano
Candace Faye Lucero
Angela Hernandez
Minimum bid starting at $10 and the highest winning bid gets FIRST CHOICE on which dinner and after-dinner activity you and your date will do! Tickets are on sale now at http://holdmyticket.com/event/132299

.I’ll be taking it off and entertaining this hot party. Come check it out!

 

Friday May 3rd 2013

Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company
Presents "Cinco De Mayhem"
Burlesque Show
May 3, 2013
Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company presents
"Cinco De Mayhem"
will take place Friday, May 3rd at The Lodge in Santa Fe. This event is a burlesque show to kick off Cinco de Mayo weekend.
Special Guest:
Armitage Shanks, the Carny Preacher!
Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company, Santa Fe, NM- Doutelle, Mena Domina, Nyree Nyx, Tawdry Rugburn, Lola Brown
featuring guests:
Gilded Cage Burlesk, Albuquerque, NM – Vivian MirAnn, LezMerize
Burlesque Noir, Albuquerque, NM – Holly Rebelle, General Blackery
IntoxiKate – Albuquerque, NM
Godiva Blue – Albuquerque,NM
RiRi SynCyr – Albuquerque, NM
And More!
"This is the return of our 2nd annual "Cinco De Mayhem " burlesque show. It kicks of Cinco de Mayo weekend with a night full of crazy, raunchy and ridiculous burlesque and performance! You can expect to see some unexpected and less than traditional burlesque. This is not your night of classic fan dance and gracefully moving sparkled dancers ………This is CINCO DE MAYHEM!!! "
Ticket and Show Information
Friday, May 3, 2013:
Burlesque Show;
The Lodge Santa Fe 750 North St. Francis Dr. Santa Fe, NM
Doors open at 8 P.M., show starts at 9 P.M.
Tickets are $15 General Seating and $20 V.I.P.
This is an 18 and up event
Advance Tickets are available atHYPERLINK "http://www.zeburlesque.com/

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Later in May I’ll be jetting off to St. Louis with Burlesque Noir for the Show-Me Burlesque Festival.

Following that I’ll be in Colorado for the 4th Annual Colorado Burlesque Festival.

Save the date for July 26th. Burlesque Noir has a show in the works to make the summer even hotter.

Somewhere in there I’ll be teaching my Bump Grind and Werk It class with NM Burlesque Academy.  Oooh you know you wanna get that coochie sweat!

 

 

Fuuuccccccckkkk I’m busy!

Tonight! Don’t spend Valentine’s Alone.

Come on down to the Launchpad for a sexy good time. Tonight is the Southwest Burlesque Showcase Opening Party. I’m performing. Come to it!

Here’s the details:

Opening Party for SWBS
Headliner — Black Mariah (Dallas, TX)
MC — Cherry Jubilee (Albuquerque, NM)

Tickets on Sale Now!
https://holdmyticket.com/checkout/event/122980

Featuring Performances by:

Annie O’Roar & Tony Travis (Albuquerque, NM)
Aya Fontaine (Las Vegas, NV)
Doutelle (Santa Fe, NM)
General Blackery (Albuquerque, NM)
Godiva Bleu ((Albuquerque, NM)
Holly Amorous (Colorado Springs, CO)
Kitty Sangria (Las Cruces, NM)
La Rosa Muerta (Las Vegas, NV)
Mallificient Allure (Albuquerque, NM)
Mary Jane Monroe (Albuquerque, NM)
Matt Finish (Tucson, AZ)
Mischa Mischief (Albuquerque, NM)
Natasha Noir (Tucson, AZ)
Nyree Nyx (Santa Fe, NM)
Sugar Shagmore (Las Vegas, NV)
Zircus Erotique (Santa Fe, NM)

Check it out!

And here we are again.

2012 is pretty much dead. Add another hash mark on the wall.  Welcome, welcome, welcome to the dawning of the new era. 2013 is literally creeping around the corner and I still don’t have anything to wear to the imaginary NYE ball I’m attending with my handsome prince. Fuuuuuucccccckkkkk.

Well in reality I’ve got shows lined up before and after the new year. It’s like I’m busy and talented and people love live entertainment or something.

 

First off I will be suiting up Terminator style at Zircus Erotiques Tit’s the End of the World… Literally the Only Show in Town

December 28th at the Lodge in Santa Fe!

Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company Presents
"Tit’s the End of the World… Literally the Only Show in Town" A post-apocalyptic burlesque tale full of tease, tassels, and tumultuous turmoil! Come see what’s left on after the world ends!
Scheduled to appear:
MC Xavier Winter
Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company, Santa Fe, NM- Doutelle, Mena Domina, Nyree Nyx, Koo Koo La Rue, Madam Lennox and Tawdry Rugburn
Gilded Cage Burlesk, Albuquerque, NM
Burlesque Noir, Albuquerque, NM
Godiva Blue – Albuquerque,NM
Intoxi Kate – Albuquerque,NM
Kevin Atkinson
And More!
Friday, December 28, 2012:
The Lodge Santa Fe 750 North St. Francis Dr. Santa Fe, NM
Doors open at 8 P.M., show starts at 9 P.M.
Tickets are $15 General Seating and $20 V.I.P.
This is an 18 and up event
Advance Tickets are available athttp://www.zeburleque.com/

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If I wake up after January 1st, Burlesque Noir is having a super amazing fundraiser show at the Cell Theater. It is an 18+ show so that means I can bang someone who is 12 years younger than me. I’m ready. Bring it.

Burlesque Noir’s Traveling Tassels Fundraiser SHOW!

7:30 – 10:30 January 5th 2013

Albuquerque’s own award winning Burlesque troupe, Burlesque Noir, will be hosting a Traveling Tassels Fundraiser Show on Saturday, January 5th, 2013!! We hope you will join us in celebration of our 2012 accomplishments and 2013 goals to attend national burlesque festivals and competitions in Colorado and Abroad.
Age 18+. $10 at the door. Free Raffle Ticket w. Entry!!!
The Cell Theatre. 700 1st st. N.W Alb, NM. 87102.
Proceeds will benefit Burlesque Noirs’ Traveling Team traveling expenses for 2013!
Burlesque Performances by:
Burlesque Noir Traveling Team
Holly Rebelle
Joy Coy
Mary Jane Monroe
General Blackery
Machina Tigre
Special Guests:
Godiva Bleu
Intoxi Kate
Mallificent Allure
Cherry Jubilee
More performers TBA
MC Xavier Wyntir
Show followed by Raffle Drawing, DJ Brian Botkiller, and dancing!! Come dance with us!!!
Raffle Prizes Include:
Pasties and Fascinator by Cookie Fortune
Handmade Jewelry by local artists
Crafty Cupcakes (that’s right Cupcakes!)
Burlesque Classes w/Burlesque Beauties of Burlesque Noir
Diva Von Teese Burlesque Book
Roller Derby Tickets!
$200 in Salon Services from Pin It Up Hair Studio
Thanks to our fans for your help earlier this year at our Bikini Bash Bonanza!! We utilized funds raised and attended Austin’s Texas Burlesque Festival and brought home to ABQ a trophy, and title, "Best Ensemble."

Your  contribution helps us spread our love around the country. Litterally. I’ve probably got 5 illegitimate babies by now.

 

Next up, January 8th I’ll be celebrating the birth of everyone’s favorite hostess with the moistest ANNGORA!

Vagrant Variety/Happy bday @anngora

MUSIC * POETRY * BURLESQUE * BELLY * COMEDY * SIDESHOW
Happy birthday to the fabulously bullet-proof most original gorgeous MC of AnarKomedy, co-host of Dream Date Comedy, the lovely @anngora!

Music
Dead On Point Five

Burlesque
General Blackery
Joy Koy
Daisy De Vill

Poetry
Hakim Bellamy
Nate Maxon
Belly Dance
Ketura
Asha

Stand-Up Comedy
Jason Green
James Morrow
Drew Wayne
AJ Martinez
Joe Quesada
Genevive Garcia De Mueller
Cyrus Moses
Eddie Stephens

 

 

After that, February 14th I’ll be performing at the Launchpad in the opening night of the Southwest Burlesque Showcase.

We have Michelle L’Amour and Jo Boobs headlining. Yeah it should be a good show.

http://www.kimotickets.com/event/126881 Tickets are on sale now. Go get yours. More info when the date gets closer.

 

So my beer is getting cold. Have a safe and happy holiday loves. I’ll see you on the other side.

 

XOXOX

GB