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Girl! What’s my weakness? MEN!!

A Brotherhood even.

A Brotherhood of Burlesque at that!!!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, the sexy, the talented, the hardcore lovers off all things pleasure, The Brotherhood of Burlesque,  are coming to Albuquerque this motherfucking weekend to get this town pregnant.

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Unf. You are going to get all of that up in your face and other wet bits not once but TWICE this weekend as they headline the Ecdysiast’s Exclusive at the Cell. eeswbi 

Yes Burlesque Noir is going to be there. Yes we will be getting pregnant. You’re welcome.

 

Get your tickets now. $13.00. Do it now because this show will sell out and you don’t want to be a loser pants that sat home and watched re-runs of Saturday Night Live or some shit.

Viva Las Vegas Part 2

Sweet baby Satan it’s that time again. Burlesque Noir has another out of state gig and this one is amazeballs.  We will be performing Saturday night at the 1st Annual Las Vegas Burlesque Festival. I still can’t believe it. I will also be teabagging a crowd of people Thursday night at the opening show of the festival. It feels very surreal when I say that.

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Oh but don’t worry, we have a show here in Albuquerque coming up too. Join us at Sister Bar October 18th For Burlesque Noir Presents: Trick or Tease. Boobs and ghouls get ready to have a so sexy it’s scary good time. Tickets are on sale for only $10.

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Stay tuned for upcoming shows in November and December. No rest for the wicked. EVER.

NM/CO Family

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The Burlesque Noir mobile gangsta party is headed up north,tomorrow,  to our second home Colorado Springs ,Colorado for my birthday show. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

It’s the best present ever. I get to hang out and be entertained by some mighty talented and beautiful folks. This is a good one kids. Don’t miss it if you are in the Springs. Peaks and Pasties throw one hell of a show!

#birthdayrealness

#birthdaymonth

#Rage

Soooo St. Louis and Austin Texas will be coming to Albuquerque and performing Saturday night.

No biggie. It’s just two of the TOP industry performers from St. Louis, Lola Van Ella and Sammich the Tramp are headlining the Southwest Burlesque Invitational.

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Also headlining will be  the amazing, sexy, talented, mind-blowing The Jigglewatts ( Coco Lectric, Ruby Joule, Goldie Candela, & Jolie Goodnight) from Austin, Tx.

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No biggie.

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I will be performing my Catwoman piece I loving call  “Eartha Kitt Realness”.

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Burlesque Noir will be performing our classy and sassy Sing Sing Sing number.

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You get all of that and sooooooo much more for the low low price of $13.00 if you buy online RIGHT NOW! Tickets are zooming as we speak. So, go to it Man!

See you on the other side!

Upcoming Events

In tonight’s special edition of “Upcoming Events”, the part of General Blackery will be played by a monkey.

 

Oh yeah, the 4th Annual Colorado Burlesque Festival happened. I fed people pancakes and got tequila flavored(?) condoms. Oh and had a wonderfully nasty nude photo-shoot with the ladies of Burlesque Noir and the gents from Colorado Springs Brotherhood of Burlesque. Please direct your attention to this NSFW website. Anthony Graham is a fantastic photographer so please check out his work and buy ALL THE PHOTOS!

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This Sunday Sunday SUNDAY @ 2:30 Bump Grind and Werk It!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this Sunday, I teach, once again. Come learn how to bump, grind, shimmy and werk, with me, General Blackery. Sign up now!

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Coming at you Saturday July 26th!! Burlesque Noir & Joykiller Productions Presents: Til Death Do Us Part

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Come celebrate that wonderful institution of titties! A show about love, lust, and good old fashioned bumping and grinding!

Featuring your favorite Dirty Rotten Showgirls and Boys of Burlesque Noir:

Holly Rebelle
General Blackery
Mary Jane Monroe
Machina Tigre
Joy Coy
Annie O’Roar
Mischa Misschief
Rex Starchild
Mickey Nuggets
Shelley Sequinz
Katana Jade
Oliver Dreams

Special performances by:

Mena Domina (Zircus Erotique)
Zmeya Dali (Black Widow Cabal)
Austin Tacious (Sons of Perdition)
Doutelle (Zircus Erotique)
Malificent Allure (Gilded Cage Burlesk & Variete)
Match Stickmon
Evergreen Eriks (Sons of Perdition)

With Xavier Wyntir, Lexie James, and Curvy Q

Welcoming Seattle based photographer Steve Groves and video by Mega Ultra Studios

$10 presale
$15 at the door

This is a 21+ event.
Flyer by Signal One Three Media!

 

 

 

Shenanigans will ensue after the show.
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So that rounds out July. Coming up in August,  PRIDE & Equality magazine presents The 2nd Annual Très Chic Hair and Fashion Show Fundraiser

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Last year we introduced a hair and fashion experience and we are back for a second year. Welcome to the 2nd Annual Trés Chic Hair and Fashion Show Fundraiser presented by PRIDE & Equality magazine, inspired by Vincent R. Johnson, creator of Creme De La Do. Très Chic is a fashion and hair show benefiting HIV/AIDS organizations Southwest C.A.R.E. Center and International AIDS Empowerment. Our runway show will feature statewide salons and clothing stores including E Salon & Spa, Pin it Up Hair Studio, Inspire Hair Salon and D’Ambrosio Designs.

This year’s headliner is Coco Montrese of Rupaul’s Drag Race.

This year’s event is hosted by Actor, Dancer, Singer and one half of the “Pit Crew” on Rupaul’s Drag Race, Jason J. Carter and Radio Celebrity Donnie Chase of 100.3 The Peak.

Sponsored by PRIDE & Equality magazine, Andrew Christian, and Graphicbliss

Friday, August 9, 2013
6:30pm
Kiva Auditorium

TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!
$25 per person
http://myprideonline.com/TresChic.html
$10 OFF THROUGH PARTICIPATING SALONS

$35 per person (at the door or at http://www.holdmyticket.com/event/132298)

$250 VIP Tables – 12 VIP 4-top tables available near the stage and runway (includes hors d’oeuvres and cash bar – http://www.holdmyticket.com/event/132298).

Cash Bar available and vendors on hand to share their businesses with you.

For more information, visit http://www.myprideonline.com/TresChic.html or call (505) 450-4706.

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 August 24th

Southwest Burlesque Invitational

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The Producers of the Southwest Burlesque Showcacse are pleased to present, The Southwest Burlesque Invitational!

Staring:

Godiva Bleu
Rick O’Shea
Mena Domina
Zmeya Dali & Austin Tacious
Mary Jane Monroe
Jezzebel Sin Claire
General Blackery
Joy Coy
Doutelle
Annie O’Roar
RiRi SynCyr
Burlesque Noir
Holly Rebelle

With Special Guests:

The Jigglewatts, from Austin, TX featuring; Coco Lectric, Ruby Joule, Jolie Goodnight and Goldie Candella

Lola Van Ella & Sammich The Tramp from St. Louis, MO

ONE NIGHT ONLY! August 24th @ The South Broadway Cultural Center
Doors at 7pm Show @ 8pm

18+ / Bar with Proper ID

Tickets are $13.00, on sale now through HOLD MY TICKET!

 

Long post was long.

In short, teaching class Sunday July 21st at 2:30, show at Launchpad July 26th, show at the Kiva August 9th, show at the Southwest Broadway Cultural Center August 24th.

Come.

 

Upcoming Events

What it do mother fuckers?

It’s Wednesday night ( my Friday) so that means I am going to blow your FEED UP!

Hold to your panties as I take you on a magical journey that beings this Saturday and ends…NEVER BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Saturday July 6thImageTHIS.THIS IS IMPORTANT!

Burlesque Noir brings you another JAM packed Burlesque show full of lovely beauties from all over Albuquerque!! Come spend your evening with us!

The night’s festivities include Burlesque performances, Bands, and A HUGE raffle benefiting the Burlesque Noir Traveling Team of 2013!!

Burlesque Noir will be performing in the Main Event during the weekend of Colorado Burlesque Festival 2013! Help send ABQ Burlesque to national events!! Raffle tickets $5

THANK YOU FOR YOUR OUTSTANDING SUPPORT!
7:30 Doors and Burlesque Show starts promptly at 8PM; $10

Bands include Albuquerque’s own Funk Sensation…
‘MERICAN SLANG
Punk Rock tunes by
Fire to the Rescue

3 hours of Burlesque and 3 EMCEES:
Cherry Jubilee, Mike”Dirty” Del Rio, and Paris A Gogo

LIVE BURLESQUE BY:
Burlesque Noir Travelling Team
Holly Rebelle
Malificent Allure
Joy Coy
Miss Behavin’
Mercy Just Mercy
Lacy Le Rouge
Dirty Deeds Burlesque
Perla Foxx
Katana Jade
General Blackery
Machina Tigre
Scar Letta
Mischa Mischief
Mary Jane Monroe
Annie O’roar
Shelley Sequinz
Oliver Dreems
Rex Starchild
Tylee
More performers TBA

RAFFLE TICKETS ON SALE NOW! Contact the ladies of Burlesque Noir to purchase some or call 505 615-4248.

PRIZES INCLUDE:
$50 Hair Addiction Certificate
$50 Free Radicals Gift Certificate
Burly Tickets
1Hour Shiatsu Massage
Kuchi Jewerlry
1 Hour Photo-shoot with Steven Ziff
$25 Avon Gift Basket
The Library Bar and Grill GC
Burly Classes
and MUCH MORE!

Get on that shit. See you this weekend Loves.

XOXOXOXOX

Welcome Back. It’s the Post Burlesque Hall of Fame Post

Hi!

I finally have my wits about me to give you a quick run down of my first experience at the Burlesque Hall of Fame that happened last weekend in Las Vegas.

  • This was a mighty exhausting but mind blowing experience.
  • The acts that were great were phenomenal.
  • The acts that were bad were down right terrible.
  • Seeing Lou Lou D’vil’s award winning act and seeing her be crowned the 2013 reigning queen of burlesque was absolutely stunning/amazing/fantastic/surreal
  • Seeing Ray Gunn perform and take the crown as king of burlesque moved me
  • Seeing Roxi D’Lite perform her cyr wheel act just about blew my mind and I can’t function properly because of it. IT’S ALL I THINK ABOUT!!!
  • Sharing the stage with my best friend in a touching and fucking bad ass tribute number to Sparkly Devil, along with Tigger! and Jo Boobs was also a surreal/fantastic/mind blowing experience. THANK YOU THANK YOU!
  • Walking past Dita Von Teese and Catherine D’Lish backstage was just…I can’t form words to describe that surreal/awkward moment

It really feels surreal and I have moments of ” did that really just happen?”

I’m exhausted. My mind and my bank account are wiped but it was worth it. I learned so much. I saw so many people I look up to and got to hang out and party with amazing people that I am happy to call friends. Till next year!