**********FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**********

Hello,
Are you a white burlesque producer? Do you need some “color” in your show? I have an act for you!
I, General Blackery, will perform a classical burlesque fan dance (fancy dress, blinged shoes, embellished bra, panty, rhinestoned pasties) while singing a Negro spiritual. Let your audience know you are an “ally” and you support ‪#‎blacklivesmatter‬ with your very own Negro at your show. You’ll be the talk of the town and the envy of all your liberal, progressive, vegan, humanitarian friends. Act now because this offer is available for only a limited time because I may get shot/raped/blackballed for existing. Only $200! Call me now for your free psychic reading and to book me now!!!!! booking: generalblackery@gmail.com

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